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The life of a fiendish schizophrenic.

Thursday, September 12, 2002

Song of the moment: "Before I Fall in Love" by Coco Lee
I am feeling: Sleepy.


That guy that lives in my brother's room is still scared to go through the front door. lol. That's usually because my sister is always in the living room doing kareoke or watching t.v. SPEAKING OF WHICH... Do you know what I came home to earlier today? I'll tell you what: I got home from school about a half an hour earlier than I usually do, because I didn't have a B3 class and I didn't stay for lunch. Blah blah blah.. I walk home, open the door, and see this NAKED chick fingering herself on our television with my sister laying on the couch, desperately trying to press the "off" button on our DVD player. I was like, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WATCHING, YOU SICK FREAK?". Suprisingly, she didn't make up some stupid lie to cover it up, and told me that she rented some pr0n movie called "Secret Fantasies" or something from Blockbuster. *ahem* WTF??!?!! I thought only guys rented pr0n movies.

*sigh* I have come to the conclusion that my family has 10 times the horny sexual hormones than a normal family exceeds. Examples? First, my mom. Do you know what I walked on when I was at the young age of 4? My family and I were visiting one of our houses in some province. Late at night when everyone was sleeping, I was awoken by something wet... *cough* yeah. I had a little accident. Anywho, I headed for my mom's room a couple of doors down to tell her to change my sheets for me because I couldn't sleep. As I reached her bedroom, behind closed doors, I head wierd sounds. I was curious, so I slightly opened the door. What's that? A burglar! Impostor! A serial killer! I open the door even further, and with my eyes, found a strange man on top of my mother. WTF?!??! I got all scared, way too scared to go up to the bed of my mom's bedroom, tap the mystery man and tell him to get off my mom so she could change my sheets. In conclusion, I had to sleep on a bed covered with my own pee for the rest of the night. =(

Secondly, there is my step dad. I saw him sniffing my mom's dirty underwair while he was doing her laundry, 'nuff said.

Thirdly, my brother. Like the stereotipical guy, he has 8762837642342348768234 DVDs and VHS of pr0n, along with his gigs of pr0n in his computer of Britney Spears of Eminem supposedly "getting it on" and all this hentai. I'm suprized how he keeps his room clean from all that.. *cough* liquadation being 'pumped' out of his pipe. He even watches his hentai when my grandmother from the Philippines is visiting. The nerve. -_-

I already mentioned my sister. I also find it kind of sad how she has never had a boyfriend or a single official date with a non-friend guy ever, and she is what, 21? I know she's not a lesbian, because I've read a log in her diary saying how she wants to have the kids of this guy named Roger or something. Creepy.

And then there's me. *grin* Tee hee. Must I really have to rant about me? ^_~;

Other than wierd sexual stuff, I must say that school sorta sucks. Not really sucks, or really really sucks, or just plain sucks... it sorta sucks. You know why? Because I can't say it fully sucks because of Computer Graphics, Art, and part of U.S. History. The rest sucks. I lost all of my Biology and Algebra 2 homework in ONE SINGLE notebook in school a few days ago. So, I had to do them over. KHG SA JHDGJS GDHJ HGSJHD GJA HSGD. Frustration. English? I have to read seven chapters this weekend from the book, "Lord of the Flies", while finishing my individual reading book [which consists of 400 pages, in which I just started a few weeks ago a couple of days after school started]. GUUUUAAAARRRRR!!!! *roars like a panda* RAAAAAWWWRRRRR!!!!! *stomach grumbling* QWUUAAAARRRRKKKKAAAARRKKKAARRKKKK!!!!!

*dies*

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